Last night my wife and I decided out of the blue to go to a drive in movie. I’ve been to drive in’s a lot growing up. My family and I used to go to the Capital Drive in located in San Jose California. That place was not your typical small town drive in. It had around 20 screens in a huge circle. I remember the ticket booths to get in, must have been 20 of those as well. Cars lined up packed in all the lanes waiting to get in. The parking lot wasn’t grass, it was pavement in a stadium seating style with cement berms and the closer you got the the screen the lower the parking lot was so that cars could see over each other. When we went they still had that 10lb metal speaker you had to hang on your car window, giving you that old fashioned crackly mono-tone sound. I remember the bathrooms at that place were one of the worst I have ever seen and still remember the smell, and I’ve been in some pretty questionable places in my travels in the south. But this drive in mixed big city with classic charm.
Well it turns out my wife has never been to a drive in. I remembered her town used to have one a long time ago, I only knew this because I remembered passing by the old screen still standing. I instantly recognized it as a long lost cousin of the screens I saw at the Capitol drive in years prior. It was almost depressing seeing this one screen standing alone in a field behind a run down movie theater. I’m not sure when Pottsville quit showing movies on it, must have been a long time prior to my arrival. Seems like everyone opted for the hi-tech indoor theaters over the joy of sitting in a field in your car.
So last night the wife and I drove out to Watertown TN, it’s about 30 minutes from Antioch, another 15 from Downtown Nashville and is half interstate driving and half rural road driving at 55mph. The drive in was small, with only 2 screens. Of course to me that was small seeing how I was used to seeing 20 screens. But it was quaint. And the neat thing about the drive in is the atmosphere. These aren’t your typical city dwellers that get dressed up to go out for a night on the town. They aren’t the punk kids dressed in baggy pants, chains and death shirts. These are typically people with family values. Why do I say this? Well as you approach the drive in you can see cars parked in the fields. You aren’t sure what time the movie starts because it has to get dark so the time is stated to be dusk which can be as easily as 7pm or as late as 8:30pm. Lots’ of time to waste once you arrive. Many of the people had lawn chairs out and were just chatting it up. Others were playing football in the fields between cars. To get to the concession stands you had to walk through the grassy field parking lot. Not to mention this theater is 45 minutes from downtown Nashville. These are a different types of people, these are good people.
So we arrived and paid the $7 per person to get in, the nice thing that fee we could watch all 3 movies playing that night. If we went to a sit down theater it would have easily been $68 for my wife and I to see 3 movies, at the drive in a mere $14.
We pulled into the field area and tried to find an area to park, in fact found one right away so I pulled into it. Me being a newbie to drive in theaters (I’ve been to them but never actually been the driver) I learned fairly quickly that the first spot does not always work. So I backed out and tried another spot. It was ok, but the van in front had their tailgate open so it covered the bottom part of the screen. We thought it was ok so we both got out and walked to the concession stands. As we are standing there I turned around to the field and saw a better spot to park. So I walked briskly to the car so no one else would claim my grass patch and backed up as everyone watched wondering what the heck I was doing. I drove down the aisle and parked in what I thought was the correct spot. Nope, like parking behind a brick wall. An even bigger van was there covering most of the screen. I looked around and saw people staring at me and it was that awkward thought of “do I just suck it up and stay here, commit to the spot or move for a 4th time?” Well I moved. I backed up again and started to drive around and finally settled on a spot on the very back row which worked out nicely. We saw the entire screen, it was near the concessions and bathrooms. It was the perfect drive in spot. You know what they say, “if at first you don’t succeed try, try, try again. Sooner or later you’ll get it right. And I am happy to report we watched many cars do this ballet of parking as they pulled in, backed out and went to the next one car after car.
I rejoined my wife back in line after finding the perfect parking spot, during this whole parking ordeal I had envisioned her moving to the front of the line but somehow the line hadn’t moved a bit. So we opted to ditch the idea of corndogs and funnel cakes and instead head to the trailer that had popcorn and drinks. Remember how I talked about how many years ago I went to the drive in? Well we bought popcorn that I think was popped during my initial trip. It was beyond stale, and I bought a bucket of it. My wife even joked that she thought it was made of glass. But we did what any normal people would do. We brought it back to the car, set it in the middle console and I tried not to eat it but popcorn while at a movie seems to be magnetic. No matter how gross it is if it’s near you your hand will just tend to reach into the bucket. I will add to this part that we did eventually get corn dogs and funnel cake. Talk about good. Nothing like sitting in a field watching a movie and eating fried dough under a star light sky.
Time for a brief “apple” joke. It was pitch black in the truck, and eating a funnel cake in the dark not the easiest thing so I had my iPhone on as bright as I could get it. My wife said “boy you have an app for everything.” My response was the tag line of a commercial. “Eating a funnel cake in the dark at a drive in theater? Well there’s an app for that!” If you know me you understand that I got a huge kick out of that… Anyways back to my main story.
The first movie that came on was Toy Story 3, it was decent and I had turned the car off but left the radio on so that we could hear the sound. The one bad thing about drive ins, they have ditched the old fashioned speaker you hang on your car window and opted with FM transmitters to broadcast the sound to your radio. It’s a fantastic idea… Except when I tried to turn the car on after the movie went off because we thought about leaving the car wouldn’t start….Lights came on, the truck clicked but no turnover of the engine. Yes the charm of the drive in is still there, but the new technology is not exactly perfect. You either need to leave your engine running and waste gas and pollute the air, or leave your radio on and drain your battery. Apparently this happens a lot because when I went to the concession stand I asked if they had jump start service available (not sure as it wasn’t on the menu
). Well she said yes this happens all the time and they would have someone over to my truck shortly to jump it. Great service, the guy came over within a few minutes and I was up and running. But by that time the second movie “The Sorcerers Apprentice” game on and my wife was digging it so we stayed. Of course during the duration of this movie I opted to leave the car on. I didn’t want to trek back to the concession stand a second time asking for another jump…. And I was hopeful my gas situation was good enough I wouldn’t have to go ask for a fill up either. Talk about embarrassing if that happened. Once the second movie ended the third movie was starting up but we left before it as it was already midnight and my wife had to work the next morning.
There is perfect weather for a drive in movie. Last night had to be it. The temp was around 60 degrees. The sky was clear and you could see the stars brightly in the sky. We were far enough away from any city lights that there wasn’t light pollution on the horizon. Overall it was the classic charm you would expect from a drive in movie.
There was a stat that they showed on the screen talking about economics of drive-ins. This peaked my interest. I like charts, graphs and statistics. It must be the business major in me. They said once upon a time in America there were approximately 40,000 something drive in theaters. Today only approx 400 have survived. They talked about how the movie theaters are taking most of the money from their ticket sales and how your paying for the concessions instead of bringing your own help out. I must say I don’t typically like the “buy our stuff” guilt trip ads, but I really liked this one. I think all night I only spent $23 and that included 2 tickets (we saw 2 movies), 2 cups of ice, candy, popcorn, 2 corndogs and a funnel cake. Try to do that at the movie theater and it’ll easily be $65. Because we can go see multiple movies and eat snacks at 1/3 the cost of a sit down theater we will definitely be going back. I think we learned this time many useful tips which I will share below for the other drive-in newbies.
1. Start your car at least every 15-20 minutes to let the battery charge back up. (And it doesn’t hurt to bring your own jump starter.
I have already ordered one so that should this again next time we are covered without having to order a jump start from the concession stands.
2. Get there a little early and find a good spot. Don’t settle on the first available one you come to. Try multiple spots out. And don’t think you are the only one doing this. Once you find a good spot you can bet you’ll see another dozen people pull into each of the spots you previously rejected.
3. Order popcorn, and throw it away promptly. No good will come out of eating it.
4. Bring pillows and blankets. And if you are in a truck, perhaps a mattress to put in the back so you can lay in the truck and watch the movie comfortably.
5. Clean your windows! Bring windex with you to wipe off those large summer bugs that flew into your windshield as you were doing 55mph down the country road. Nothing like trying to watch a movie with gunk in your way.
6. Promptly throw away the wrappers and left over snacks, don’t let it sit in your car overnight.
I will mention my truck did stick pretty bad this morning. We had that big bucket of popcorn left over which we used as a trash can. We put corn dog wrappers in it, funnel cake plate, ketchup and mustard in it, etc. As I was turning onto the ramp to get on the interstate the stupid bucket tipped over on my side of the truck (drivers side) and I had ketchup and mustard mixed with popcorn all over my feet. It was around midnight so I left it there and said I would clean it in the morning. Well this morning I went out and man oh man did it smell like a carnival when I opened the door. Lesson learned, promptly remove trash from vehicle.
My wife is already planning her next trip out to the drive in. They are doing an 80′s flashback and showing ET and Princess Bride. Some of her friends from work plan on going out with her so that should be fun for her.
If your in the Nashville or surrounding area and are looking for a nice drive in, I will say that the Stardust Drive In is pretty nice. No real complaints other then the line to get in is pretty inefficient. But then again, it’s a different type of people out there in the country. The website to the Drive in is -> http://stardustdrivein.com/













